The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet, wet, wet towel off the bath (from the airing cupboard – wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core. If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever!